Sheldon and Leonard are scientific geniuses who don't really know anything about everyday life, least of all women and the mysteries of dating. But when a gorgeous waitress named Penny moves in across the hall from them, all that changes. Can a geek get the girl after all, and can a not-so-bright blonde teach these geniuses a few lessons about life? Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg
Four decades of viewers have been entertained by this cult science fiction adventure series.
The quest is on for Australia's best cooking team - not from the cafe, or restaurant or fish and chip joint, but from home. Ah, but this is where it gets interesting, because for one emotion-charged, angst-filled, fragrantly sweet and savoury night, your home becomes your restaurant.
Charts the in-depth process of ambitious design projects, from the initial detail of blue prints to the long and often arduous task of turning the designs into a practical living space. Presented by Kevin McCloud. Kevin McCloud
The Biggest Loser Australia is all about getting your act into gear, getting your body into shape and finding love. And the Losers are about to go to any lengths and any place to do so. Hayley Lewis
The year is 2030 A.D and Ted Mosby is recounting to his grown children the tale of how he met their mother.It all started when his best buddy Marshall announced that he was about to settle down for good with his longtime girlfriend. This made Ted a little paranoid about finding his very own Miss Right to make babies with. Alyson Hannigan, Josh Radnor, Jason Segal, Neil Patrick Harris
All the latest local and international news from the ABC news desk.
This action-packed drama follows Carrie Mathison, a CIA operative who now works in the Counter Terrorism Unit, having been reassigned from an operations post in Iraq. When Marine Sergeant Scott Brody is rescued and returns to US soil, he is hailed as a hero. However, Carrie has suspicions about Brody. She and her friend Saul follow twists and turns to uncover new leads, always trying to keep the nation safe and free from terrorism. Claire Danes, Damian Lewis, Diego Klattenhoff, Mandy Patinkin
Many of us live by beliefs that collapse under the weight of investigation. Popular conceptions are either revealed as misconceptions or enshrined in truth. Jamie Hynemam, Adam Savage
This is modern family life in all its slightly dysfunctional glory. Jay has discovered that the downside of marrying a much younger, hotter woman is that you can never rest on your laurels. Claire loves her husband but wishes he would stop trying to be best friends with the kids and just be their Dad. And gay couple Mitchell and Cameron are first time parents to a beautiful Vietnamese baby girl. Ed O'Neill, Sofía Vergara, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Julie Bowen
Eight people who have achieved some measure of fame find that they still have a way to go to really achieve their goals. What they need is to relieve themselves of the weight of their 'baggage', those physical and emotional scars that are holding them back. So they're travelling through the country to do exactly that. Kate Ceberano, Kevin Federline, Christine Anu, Kate DeAraugo, Gabby Millgate, Darryn Lyons, Brant Webb, Ajay Rochester, Robert 'Dipper' DiPierdomenico
Irish comedian Graham Norton brings us a celebrity talk show focusing on the people, places and things that make up our current celebrity culture. Graham Norton
Daily dose of international, national and local news, sport, weather and human interest stories. Up to the minute news about anything, anywhere, anytime.
The little yellow family continues to reign supreme, ruling Springfield subversively from their lower middle class, blue collar roots. Julie Kavner, Hank Azaria, Nancy Cartwright, Dan Castellaneta, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer
A spin-off of JAG that has become more successful that its predecessor, NCIS revolves around the fast-paced activities of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service in Washington, D.C. Lead by Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs, who never gives much away, the NCIS team gets to the bottom of crimes linked to US Navy personnel. Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly, Pauley Perrette, David McCallum
The people who live in the beachside town of Summer Bay live the same kind of lives as as anybody else. Only more so. This is the chronicle of the fun and games, ins and outs, ups and downs and all the other shenanigans the denizens of Summer Bay get up to, day in and day out.
This is a petrol-head show with more than a touch of class. Presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, it's all about the cars. But there's a generous dollop of fun and laughter thrown in as well as the odd celebrity. Underpinning the whole melange lurks the uncompromising honesty that gives this show its grunt. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May
Children's program
An intrepid band of explorers roam the oceans in search of adventure and fun. Led by a valiant polar bear and a daredevil kitten, these talented critters are always ready to embark on an exciting new mission.
Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick live in South Park, Colorado. Stan is Kyle's best friend, Cartman is an overweight, overbearing racist, and then there's Kenny, who hides inside his hoodie and is the eternal victim. They've never progressed beyond 4th grade. Viewer beware; a twisted sense of humour and a thick hide are essential viewing companions. Trey Parker, Matt Stone
After catching her boyfriend cheating on her, bubbly young woman Jess Day needs to find new digs. She lands smack dab in the middle of an odd mix of single men: Nick, a bartender who is healing from a break-up of his own; Schmidt, an attorney and a legend in his own mind with the ladies; and Coach, a personal trainer who needs to rein in his anger issues. Rounding off the dysfunctional bunch is Jess' street savvy model friend, Cece. Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson
Ricky Gervais is up to all his usual tricks as he and pal Stephen Merchant send the 'idiot', Karl Pilkington to each of the Seven Wonders of the World. They say that travel broadens the mind but some of the experiences Ricky and Stephen cook up for Karl have him longing for the comfort of an armchair. Karl Pilkington, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant
When the only thing you have is bits of skeleton and a lot of unanswered questions, it's time to call in bone-savvy forensic anthropologist Temperance Brennan. Her stock in trade is bone analysis and with her FBI colleague Agent Booth by her side, she'll tackle some of the most gruesome cases around. Emily Deschanel, David Boreanaz
After the dramatic and unexpected demise of Charlie Harper, Alan and Jake's cushy life in Malibu is up in the air. Can they go on as one and a half men ... or is someone else about to join the party? Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones



